賴世雄中級美國英語 Lesson 84

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84. Oh My God!
    Two animals, Porky the pig and Donald the duck, see something strange to them.
    P: What's that four-legged furry thing?
    D: Beats me. Why don't you get him to tell us who he is?
    P: OK, Let me try. Hey! Hi, idiot.
    D: Hey, Porky! Look at the tag hanging around its neck. It says G-O-D, God! You're in big trouble.
    P: Oh, please forgive me. I didn't mean to call you an idiot, God.
    D: Wait a minute! I read the tag backwards. It says D-O-G. DOG?
    P: Oh my God! What a relief! By the way, where did you learn to read English?
    D: Uh… I'd better not say.