Epperson's law：
When a man says it's a silly， childish game， it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
If it weren't for marriage， men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
—— Anonymous
Some men are born with cold feet； some acquire cold feet； and some have cold feet thrust upon them.
—— Anonymous
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
—— Anonymous
Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males， and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
—— Russell Baker
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules， including：
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
—— Dave Barry
The male is a domestic animal which， if treated with firmness， can be trained to do most things.
—— Jilly Cooper
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
—— Clifton Fadiman
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
—— Zsa Zsa Gabor
Why did Nature create man？ Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes， or was it pure ignorance？
—— Holbrook Jackson
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
—— Margo Kaufman
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home， but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
—— Jean Kerr
I require three things in a man： He must be handsome， ruthless， and stupid.
—— Dorothy Parker
Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer： the chances are he will not use it wisely.
—— Bette-Jane Raphael
Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
—— Seen on a t-shirt
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
—— Mae West
I like two kinds of men： domestic and foreign.
—— Mae West
It's not the men in my life that count， it's the life in my men.
—— Mae West
When a man says it's a silly， childish game， it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
If it weren't for marriage， men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
—— Anonymous
Some men are born with cold feet； some acquire cold feet； and some have cold feet thrust upon them.
—— Anonymous
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
—— Anonymous
Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males， and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
—— Russell Baker
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules， including：
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
—— Dave Barry
The male is a domestic animal which， if treated with firmness， can be trained to do most things.
—— Jilly Cooper
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
—— Clifton Fadiman
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
—— Zsa Zsa Gabor
Why did Nature create man？ Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes， or was it pure ignorance？
—— Holbrook Jackson
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
—— Margo Kaufman
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home， but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
—— Jean Kerr
I require three things in a man： He must be handsome， ruthless， and stupid.
—— Dorothy Parker
Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer： the chances are he will not use it wisely.
—— Bette-Jane Raphael
Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
—— Seen on a t-shirt
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
—— Mae West
I like two kinds of men： domestic and foreign.
—— Mae West
It's not the men in my life that count， it's the life in my men.
—— Mae West