英語笑話(9.10):No Vision, No Fear

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No Vision, No Fear
    (Originally in English)
    There was a lady who was learning to drive, and
    she was very, very nervous. Whenever she saw a
    car coming from the opposite direction toward her,
    she began to panic; she would sweat and drive badly.
    Especially when it was only a two-lane road,
    she became very scared.
    But then after a few days, she became
    very calm. Whenever she saw a car coming from
    the opposite direction, she didn't panic or tremble
    anymore. So the instructor, praising her driving,
    said, "Oh, you've improved! That's good; you
    don't panic anymore when you see another car
    coming." And the lady said, "Yes, now I've
    learned. Every time I see another car coming from
    the opposite direction, I just close my eyes
    and don't see anything!"
    眼不見為凈
    有位女士正在學(xué)開車,她非常緊張,每次看到對面車道
    有車子迎面而來時,她就開始驚慌、冒汗,然后就開得
    一塌糊涂,尤其當(dāng)她開在兩線道的路上時,更是驚恐不已!
    過了幾天,她變得非常鎮(zhèn)定,當(dāng)看到對向的車子
    迎面而來時,她已不再慌張發(fā)抖了,于是教練稱贊她的
    駕駛技術(shù)說:「哇!你進(jìn)步了,很好!你看到對面的車
    開過來時,已經(jīng)不會慌張失措了?!古炕卮穑?BR>    「是啊!現(xiàn)在我已經(jīng)學(xué)會這招了:每次看到對向車道有
    車子開過來,我就閉上眼睛,眼不見為凈!」