英語笑話(3.18):Going Swimming

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Going Swimming
    David and Larry were teachers in the local high school.
    One day, the weather was very hot, so they wanted to swim
    in the nearby lake. They didn’t bring their swimming-trunks,
    but since they were all alone, they didn’t care.
    They undressed and got into the water for a long, refreshing swim.
    Refreshed, they were halfway back up the beach to the spot
    where they’d left their clothes, when a group of students from
    the high school came along. Unable to get to their clothes
    in time,David covered his privates, and Larry covered his face
    while they ran for cover in the bushes.
    After the students wandered on and the men got dressed
    again, David asked Larry why he covered his face rather than
    his privates.Larry replied, “I don’t know about you, but it’s
    my face they would recognize in the school.”
    游泳
    戴維和拉里是當(dāng)?shù)匾凰袑W(xué)的教師。一天,天氣格外熱,于是他們想到
    附近的湖里去游泳。他們沒帶游泳褲,但是反正也沒有別人,他們也就不在乎了。
    他們光著身子在水里好長(zhǎng)時(shí)間覺得很爽快。精神抖擻的,他們上岸去到放衣服
    的地方去,走在半路上一群他們學(xué)校的學(xué)生走了過來。不能及時(shí)地拿到衣服,
    戴維用手捂住了他的私密處,而拉里捂著他的臉,就這樣他們跑進(jìn)了灌木叢。
    等學(xué)生們走過去以后,兩人又穿上衣服。戴維問拉里為什么要蓋住臉,
    而不遮住他的私密處。
    拉里回答:“我不知道你怎么想,但是我的臉在學(xué)校里會(huì)被他們認(rèn)出來的?!?BR>