英語手抄報素材:上帝也搞笑

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    假如你相信世上真的有上帝存在,那么他在你心中是什么樣子?是位慈祥的老者,還是一位總會對你開玩笑返老還童的老人?那么依據(jù)平時發(fā)生在你身上的事,加上下面的語錄,那么你真的應(yīng)該知道,上帝真的很幽默。
    Don't forget your umbrella, I might water the plants today ! ---God---
    上街記得帶雨傘,今天我也許要灌溉樹木。---神---
    If you miss the sunrise I made for you today , never mind. I'll make you another one tomorrow.---God---
    假如你錯過了今天我為你準備的日出,不要緊,明天我再為你準備。---神---
    How can you possibly be a self-made man ? I specifically recall creating you . ---God--
    你怎會是自我創(chuàng)造的人呢? 我記得特別清楚是怎么創(chuàng)造你的呀!---神---
    Of course I have a sense of humor . I gave you the platypus , didn't I? ---God---
    我當然有幽默感,我不是為你們創(chuàng)造了鴨嘴獸了嗎? ---神---
    It's not the end of the world . Not until I say so ,anyway. ---God---
    世界末日還沒到,除非是由我親口說的才算。 ---神---
    I hate rules , That's why I only made ten of them . ---God---
    我討厭戒條,所以我只定了十條而已! ---神---
    If you think Mona Lisa is stunnig , you should look at my masterpiece. In the mirror . ---God---
    如果你認為“蒙娜麗莎的微笑”美麗絕倫,那么你應(yīng)該看看我最重要的作品——在鏡子里! ---神---
    If I gave you everthing you ask for , where would you put it ??? ---God---
    要是你所祈求的我全數(shù)應(yīng)許給你,你哪來那么多地方放呢? ---神---
    What do I have to do to get your attention ??? Take out an ad in the paper ? ---God-
    我要怎樣才能讓你注意到我???在報紙上做廣告嗎? ---神---
    Nietzche is dead . ---God---
    尼采已死。 ---神---