兒童英語笑話大全:Prize 獎品

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    Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained.
    "A prize? What for, dear?"
    "For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three."
    "But an ostrich has only two legs."
    "I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was the closest."
    小阿爾伯特腋下夾著一本新書從學?;丶襾砹?。“這是獎品,媽媽?!彼忉尩馈?BR>    “獎品?因為什么得的。親愛的?”
    “因為自然課得的。老師問我鴕鳥有幾條腿,我說有三條?!?BR>    “但是鴕鳥是兩條腿啊?!?BR>    “我現(xiàn)在知道了。但其他學生都說有四條。所以還是我接近正確答案?!?