Family, certainly there will be some small contradictions, these small conflicts should be resolved soon, but we can not be the same family, such small conflicts sometimes will trigger a "war"
First Family Wars: Mom vs Dad
Once, our family was watching television, originally and live in harmony, and can father suddenly said:? "My wife, you see your colleague how good body, you see if you're fat, do not feel inferior." It would have been a joke, but let Mom furious, furious. Her fine eyes burning with anger, picked up his "beating dragon 18 palms" continuous attack father. In order to meet Mom and Dad that a strong attack, with that hard, risking veins fist against the mother. But my mom already with many years of "war" experience seen through the father - could not bear to beat her. Sure enough, Dad back a few steps, the mother rushed to her father gave boxing meal chaos, Dad was defeated and fled
Second Family Wars: My Dad vs
My dad is a pair of natural enemies, "war" numerous times, he said the last time, I do not accidentally drop of ink dripping on her father's newspaper, which was originally a small thing, but it can be the father angry, he told I was rushing, I Xianshibumiao hastened Banjiu Bing - Mom. I took my mom in front of Dad, Mom and Dad saw the momentum to reduce by half. In this case, the mother said in my ear the words: "scratch him." I then rushed two father, and before he could react, I and my mom had scratch him get up on the floor . This time, Dad or defeat.
Third Family War: I vs mom
There is a test, I had only 88.8 points, although it is a lucky number, but a home, but also to eat the pork slippers. Well, sure enough, I walked, my mother asked me: "? Test how much," I muttered, said: "...... 8 ...... 80 points." Ah? ! It was so dotted! I am not trying to get pounded ah? what? ! "Mom resorted to his Kingdom by the Sea, almost did not collapse Louzhen I thought:." Well, finished! "I will direct surrender.
what! Mom and Dad and the war, I went to support, bye.
家庭，肯定會(huì)有一些小矛盾，這些小矛盾應(yīng)該很快會(huì)化解，可我們家就不一樣，這樣的小矛盾有時(shí)就會(huì)引發(fā)一場(chǎng)“戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)”
第一次家庭大戰(zhàn)：老媽vs老爸
有一次，我們?nèi)以诳措娨暎緛?lái)和和睦睦的，可老爸突然說(shuō)：“老婆，你看你同事身材多好，你看你多胖，也不自卑？”這本來(lái)是個(gè)玩笑，卻讓老媽大發(fā)雷霆，火冒三丈。她眼精里燃燒著怒火，掄起他的“降龍十八掌”，連續(xù)不斷的攻擊老爸。而老爸為了迎接老媽那強(qiáng)烈的進(jìn)攻，用那堅(jiān)硬，冒著青筋的拳頭對(duì)著老媽。但老媽早就憑著多年的“戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)”經(jīng)驗(yàn)看透了老爸——舍不得打她。果然，老爸退了幾步，老媽沖上去，又給了老爸一頓亂拳，老爸戰(zhàn)敗而逃
第二次家庭大戰(zhàn)：我vs老爸
我和老爸是一對(duì)天敵，“戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)”次數(shù)數(shù)不勝數(shù)，就說(shuō)上次吧，我不小心把一滴墨水滴到老爸的報(bào)紙上，這本來(lái)是件小事，可老爸卻發(fā)火了，他向我沖來(lái)，我見(jiàn)勢(shì)不妙，忙去搬救兵——老媽。我拉著老媽出現(xiàn)在老爸面前，老爸一見(jiàn)老媽?zhuān)瑲鈩?shì)就減了一半。這時(shí)，老媽在我耳邊說(shuō)了兩個(gè)字：“撓他?！蔽覂杀銢_向老爸，還沒(méi)等他反應(yīng)過(guò)來(lái)，我和老媽就已經(jīng)撓的他在地上起不來(lái)了。這一回，還是老爸戰(zhàn)敗。
第三次家庭大戰(zhàn)：我vs老媽
有一次測(cè)試，我只考了88。8分，雖說(shuō)是個(gè)吉利的數(shù)字，但一回家，又要吃拖鞋炒肉了。咳，果然，我一進(jìn)門(mén)，媽媽就問(wèn)我：“考了多少？”我支支吾吾的說(shuō)：“80……8……分?！卑?？！才這么點(diǎn)分！是不是想挨揍?。堪。?！”老媽使出他那河?xùn)|獅吼，差點(diǎn)沒(méi)把樓鎮(zhèn)塌。我想：“咳，完了！”便直接投降。
??！老爸老媽又開(kāi)戰(zhàn)了，我去支援了，再見(jiàn)。
First Family Wars: Mom vs Dad
Once, our family was watching television, originally and live in harmony, and can father suddenly said:? "My wife, you see your colleague how good body, you see if you're fat, do not feel inferior." It would have been a joke, but let Mom furious, furious. Her fine eyes burning with anger, picked up his "beating dragon 18 palms" continuous attack father. In order to meet Mom and Dad that a strong attack, with that hard, risking veins fist against the mother. But my mom already with many years of "war" experience seen through the father - could not bear to beat her. Sure enough, Dad back a few steps, the mother rushed to her father gave boxing meal chaos, Dad was defeated and fled
Second Family Wars: My Dad vs
My dad is a pair of natural enemies, "war" numerous times, he said the last time, I do not accidentally drop of ink dripping on her father's newspaper, which was originally a small thing, but it can be the father angry, he told I was rushing, I Xianshibumiao hastened Banjiu Bing - Mom. I took my mom in front of Dad, Mom and Dad saw the momentum to reduce by half. In this case, the mother said in my ear the words: "scratch him." I then rushed two father, and before he could react, I and my mom had scratch him get up on the floor . This time, Dad or defeat.
Third Family War: I vs mom
There is a test, I had only 88.8 points, although it is a lucky number, but a home, but also to eat the pork slippers. Well, sure enough, I walked, my mother asked me: "? Test how much," I muttered, said: "...... 8 ...... 80 points." Ah? ! It was so dotted! I am not trying to get pounded ah? what? ! "Mom resorted to his Kingdom by the Sea, almost did not collapse Louzhen I thought:." Well, finished! "I will direct surrender.
what! Mom and Dad and the war, I went to support, bye.
家庭，肯定會(huì)有一些小矛盾，這些小矛盾應(yīng)該很快會(huì)化解，可我們家就不一樣，這樣的小矛盾有時(shí)就會(huì)引發(fā)一場(chǎng)“戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)”
第一次家庭大戰(zhàn)：老媽vs老爸
有一次，我們?nèi)以诳措娨暎緛?lái)和和睦睦的，可老爸突然說(shuō)：“老婆，你看你同事身材多好，你看你多胖，也不自卑？”這本來(lái)是個(gè)玩笑，卻讓老媽大發(fā)雷霆，火冒三丈。她眼精里燃燒著怒火，掄起他的“降龍十八掌”，連續(xù)不斷的攻擊老爸。而老爸為了迎接老媽那強(qiáng)烈的進(jìn)攻，用那堅(jiān)硬，冒著青筋的拳頭對(duì)著老媽。但老媽早就憑著多年的“戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)”經(jīng)驗(yàn)看透了老爸——舍不得打她。果然，老爸退了幾步，老媽沖上去，又給了老爸一頓亂拳，老爸戰(zhàn)敗而逃
第二次家庭大戰(zhàn)：我vs老爸
我和老爸是一對(duì)天敵，“戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)”次數(shù)數(shù)不勝數(shù)，就說(shuō)上次吧，我不小心把一滴墨水滴到老爸的報(bào)紙上，這本來(lái)是件小事，可老爸卻發(fā)火了，他向我沖來(lái)，我見(jiàn)勢(shì)不妙，忙去搬救兵——老媽。我拉著老媽出現(xiàn)在老爸面前，老爸一見(jiàn)老媽?zhuān)瑲鈩?shì)就減了一半。這時(shí)，老媽在我耳邊說(shuō)了兩個(gè)字：“撓他?！蔽覂杀銢_向老爸，還沒(méi)等他反應(yīng)過(guò)來(lái)，我和老媽就已經(jīng)撓的他在地上起不來(lái)了。這一回，還是老爸戰(zhàn)敗。
第三次家庭大戰(zhàn)：我vs老媽
有一次測(cè)試，我只考了88。8分，雖說(shuō)是個(gè)吉利的數(shù)字，但一回家，又要吃拖鞋炒肉了。咳，果然，我一進(jìn)門(mén)，媽媽就問(wèn)我：“考了多少？”我支支吾吾的說(shuō)：“80……8……分?！卑?？！才這么點(diǎn)分！是不是想挨揍?。堪。?！”老媽使出他那河?xùn)|獅吼，差點(diǎn)沒(méi)把樓鎮(zhèn)塌。我想：“咳，完了！”便直接投降。
??！老爸老媽又開(kāi)戰(zhàn)了，我去支援了，再見(jiàn)。