夢想的搞笑英文演講

Once god came up two me & granted me a dream to be realize. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible, he said.
    有一次上帝來到我面前答應了實現(xiàn)我一個夢想。我說我要世界和平?！澳鞘遣豢赡艿摹彼f。
    Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
    然后我請讓你變聰明。他說：“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。”