幽默是人類獨(dú)有的品質(zhì)、能力和交際方式，語言是人類特有的能力和交際工具，幽默的傳達(dá)和創(chuàng)造又往往是借助語言完成的。下面是由帶來的有趣幽默的英語句子閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
【篇一】有趣幽默的英語句子閱讀
01. 人生的遺憾莫過于錯誤地堅(jiān)持了不該堅(jiān)持的，輕易地放棄了不該放棄的……
The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be
insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up
02. 大師兄，你知道嗎?二師兄的肉現(xiàn)在比師傅的都貴了。
Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The
Pilgrimage to the West)
03. 懷才就像懷孕，時間長了才能看出來。
Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.
04. 還能沖動，表示你還對生活有激情，總是沖動，表示你還不懂生活。
If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on
impulse, you don’t know what life is.
05. 我問一個在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志銘打算寫點(diǎn)啥?”他說：“我解決了住房問題!”
I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20
years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I
have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.
06. 媽媽說人不要錯過兩樣?xùn)|西，最后一班回家的車和一個深愛你的人。
Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the
person who loves you deeply.
07. 一天看到一位大媽在燒紙，邊燒邊嘟囔著：收到了全都買基金吧~~
One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds
if you get it.
08. 好的愛情是你透過一個男人看到世界，壞的愛情是你為了一個人舍棄世界……
A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the
world for a man.
09. 諸葛亮出山前，也沒帶過兵!憑啥我就要工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)?
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the
army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
10. 如果你看到面前的陰影，別怕，那是因?yàn)槟愕谋澈笥嘘柟狻?BR> If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because
sunshine is at your back.
【篇二】有趣幽默的英語句子閱讀
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
開始我直接求上帝賜輛自行車。后來我琢磨上帝辦事兒不是這個路數(shù)。于是老子偷了一輛然后求上帝寬恕。
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永遠(yuǎn)不能戰(zhàn)勝一個純SB，因?yàn)樗麜涯愕闹巧汤礁麄€水平，然后用豐富的經(jīng)驗(yàn)打敗你.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
曾以為我想要的是職業(yè)，結(jié)果發(fā)現(xiàn)我只是想要工資。
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
直譯：知識就是說你知道西紅柿是一種水果;智慧就好似不要把它放進(jìn)水果沙拉里。
意譯a：知識就是告訴你說應(yīng)該把雞蛋放進(jìn)籃子，智慧則是叫你不要把所有雞蛋都放進(jìn)一個籃子。
意譯b：所謂知識就是知道韓少和小四都屬于80后，但智慧告訴你最終還是男女有別。
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
上帝瞅著咱們呢，大伙好歹喜感點(diǎn)吧!
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
孩子就是：你先花2年，教丫們走路和說話。然后你再花16年教丫們坐定和閉嘴。
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says"If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
當(dāng)我填表的時候，有一項(xiàng)是“緊急情況聯(lián)系：” 我填上了“醫(yī)生”，到時候我媽能幫上什么忙?!
The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
直譯：小孩子要中間名，純粹是為了讓他知道他啥時候真的有麻煩了。
意譯：起個全名就為了揍孩子前可以底氣十足地喊出來。
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
跳樓的時候，“啊——”的時候還沒死， “啪!”那才是死了。
【篇三】有趣幽默的英語句子閱讀
1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
麻煩沒來找你，就別去自找麻煩。
第一、四個trouble是動詞，第二、三個trouble是名詞。
2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
我認(rèn)為那個學(xué)生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。
第一個that是連詞，引起賓語從句;第二、五個that是指示代詞“那個”;第三個that在這兒相當(dāng)于名詞;第四個that是關(guān)系代詞，引起定語從句。
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately.
我們必須團(tuán)結(jié)在一起，否則我們將被一個個絞死。
這是一句雙關(guān)語。前面的hang together是“團(tuán)結(jié)一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“絞死”的意思。
5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了一只懶惰的狗。
這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
我看到的是酒吧還是蝙蝠?
這是一句回文句，順著讀和倒著讀是一樣的。類似于“上海自來水來自海上?！?BR> 7. 上聯(lián)：To China for china, China with china, dinner on china.
去中國買瓷器，中國有瓷器，吃飯靠瓷器。
下聯(lián)：Go front door buy front door, front door no front door,behind door with front door.
到前門買前門，前門沒前門，后門有前門。
這是一副對仗工整、妙趣橫生的英漢對聯(lián)。下聯(lián)中的第二、四、五個“前門”指“大前門”香煙。
8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?
這是一種文字簡化游戲。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存還是毀滅，那是一個問題。)
9. He never saw a saw saw a saw.
他從來沒見過一把鋸子鋸另一把鋸子。
第一個saw是動詞see的過去時，第二和第四個saw帶有不定冠詞"a"在前，是名詞"鋸子",第三個saw是動詞"鋸"。
【篇一】有趣幽默的英語句子閱讀
01. 人生的遺憾莫過于錯誤地堅(jiān)持了不該堅(jiān)持的，輕易地放棄了不該放棄的……
The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be
insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up
02. 大師兄，你知道嗎?二師兄的肉現(xiàn)在比師傅的都貴了。
Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The
Pilgrimage to the West)
03. 懷才就像懷孕，時間長了才能看出來。
Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.
04. 還能沖動，表示你還對生活有激情，總是沖動，表示你還不懂生活。
If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on
impulse, you don’t know what life is.
05. 我問一個在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志銘打算寫點(diǎn)啥?”他說：“我解決了住房問題!”
I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20
years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I
have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.
06. 媽媽說人不要錯過兩樣?xùn)|西，最后一班回家的車和一個深愛你的人。
Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the
person who loves you deeply.
07. 一天看到一位大媽在燒紙，邊燒邊嘟囔著：收到了全都買基金吧~~
One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds
if you get it.
08. 好的愛情是你透過一個男人看到世界，壞的愛情是你為了一個人舍棄世界……
A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the
world for a man.
09. 諸葛亮出山前，也沒帶過兵!憑啥我就要工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)?
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the
army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
10. 如果你看到面前的陰影，別怕，那是因?yàn)槟愕谋澈笥嘘柟狻?BR> If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because
sunshine is at your back.
【篇二】有趣幽默的英語句子閱讀
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
開始我直接求上帝賜輛自行車。后來我琢磨上帝辦事兒不是這個路數(shù)。于是老子偷了一輛然后求上帝寬恕。
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永遠(yuǎn)不能戰(zhàn)勝一個純SB，因?yàn)樗麜涯愕闹巧汤礁麄€水平，然后用豐富的經(jīng)驗(yàn)打敗你.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
曾以為我想要的是職業(yè)，結(jié)果發(fā)現(xiàn)我只是想要工資。
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
直譯：知識就是說你知道西紅柿是一種水果;智慧就好似不要把它放進(jìn)水果沙拉里。
意譯a：知識就是告訴你說應(yīng)該把雞蛋放進(jìn)籃子，智慧則是叫你不要把所有雞蛋都放進(jìn)一個籃子。
意譯b：所謂知識就是知道韓少和小四都屬于80后，但智慧告訴你最終還是男女有別。
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
上帝瞅著咱們呢，大伙好歹喜感點(diǎn)吧!
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
孩子就是：你先花2年，教丫們走路和說話。然后你再花16年教丫們坐定和閉嘴。
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says"If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
當(dāng)我填表的時候，有一項(xiàng)是“緊急情況聯(lián)系：” 我填上了“醫(yī)生”，到時候我媽能幫上什么忙?!
The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
直譯：小孩子要中間名，純粹是為了讓他知道他啥時候真的有麻煩了。
意譯：起個全名就為了揍孩子前可以底氣十足地喊出來。
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
跳樓的時候，“啊——”的時候還沒死， “啪!”那才是死了。
【篇三】有趣幽默的英語句子閱讀
1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
麻煩沒來找你，就別去自找麻煩。
第一、四個trouble是動詞，第二、三個trouble是名詞。
2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
我認(rèn)為那個學(xué)生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。
第一個that是連詞，引起賓語從句;第二、五個that是指示代詞“那個”;第三個that在這兒相當(dāng)于名詞;第四個that是關(guān)系代詞，引起定語從句。
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately.
我們必須團(tuán)結(jié)在一起，否則我們將被一個個絞死。
這是一句雙關(guān)語。前面的hang together是“團(tuán)結(jié)一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“絞死”的意思。
5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了一只懶惰的狗。
這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
我看到的是酒吧還是蝙蝠?
這是一句回文句，順著讀和倒著讀是一樣的。類似于“上海自來水來自海上?！?BR> 7. 上聯(lián)：To China for china, China with china, dinner on china.
去中國買瓷器，中國有瓷器，吃飯靠瓷器。
下聯(lián)：Go front door buy front door, front door no front door,behind door with front door.
到前門買前門，前門沒前門，后門有前門。
這是一副對仗工整、妙趣橫生的英漢對聯(lián)。下聯(lián)中的第二、四、五個“前門”指“大前門”香煙。
8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?
這是一種文字簡化游戲。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存還是毀滅，那是一個問題。)
9. He never saw a saw saw a saw.
他從來沒見過一把鋸子鋸另一把鋸子。
第一個saw是動詞see的過去時，第二和第四個saw帶有不定冠詞"a"在前，是名詞"鋸子",第三個saw是動詞"鋸"。